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We washed the sheets, but still couldn't fully get it out.
When I woke up the next morning I thought I had a dreadful hangover and felt extremely nauseous. We took a bus and then a taxi to the airport, and the whole time I was using every muscle in my body to make sure I didn’t sh*t myself. Anyway, I went out to a cafe for brunch with a few friends and ordered the bircher muesli and a milkshake.
I tried to get up to go to the bathroom, and passed out before I even stood up. I kept getting goosebumps and shaking the pain was so intense. Anyway, we arrived at the airport and we got stuck in this super long line.
They came home and asked what the obvious giant poop stains on their bed were from. They ended up putting the dog down, and I still feel so guilty about it.
Well, the FIRST time I pooped myself from anal actually came from me practicing on a cucumber.
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