Man dating three women joke
Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for? Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women? Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Q: What do you call a woman who can't make sandwiches? A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them. Boy: "I named my dog after you" Girl: Aww because it's cute.' Boy: "No, because it's a b*tch." Q: How do you fix a woman's watch? Q: What do you call a woman with a frog on her head? A: Because a Jewish women wont touch anything unless it's 20% off Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong? Because when they get too drunk,you can carry them home like a 6pak!
Q: What do you call a woman who will gives blowjobs for a pair of Jimmy Choos? Q: What's the most common sleeping position of a woman? A: Finger puppet Q: What do girls and noodles have in common? A: So women know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt. Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
Q: What do you call a woman that has lost 95% of her intelligence? Q: What do you call a sunburnt girl with a yeast infection?